The Life of a Crazy Italian

Pistons had their first game last night and it was great to see them back. They looked alittle sloppy at first but what do you want it was the first game. The major stand out of the night was the pistons bench. They looked great, and guess what its a miracle, it included DARKO. He actually played with some toughness and confidence now that hes not being beatup by larry brown. ***Amazing Stat of the Day*** Darko is averaging the same amount of points as Chauncey Billups and nearly double that of Tayshaun Prince. Hopefully it will be a very exciting season to watch.

1. The T.V. show commander in chief.

First off i want to let you know, if you think this is just another empowering role for women, you are sadly mistaken. Let me help you out with something here, this is nothing more than a political ploy by the liberals to force their agenda down our throats. They use the liberal media to try to mainstream their views and political ambitions. They think that if they put it in your face(and i say your because i wont even let that shit grace my t.v. screen) enough then it will become normal. The sad part is that it works. Look at gays. They put all kinds of shows out and movies and all of a sudden they think its ok to get married. Im sorry but, sticking a dick in another guys ass will never be ok! As for the show, they're just trying to make people think that it will be ok if hillary clinton gets into office. Here is the logic: no middleastern or foriegn land let alone our own house and senate (mostly men) will ever respect or fear a woman president. Lets face it hillary doesnt deserve it any way. Im sorry but i cant respect anyone who steals things out of the white house when they move out, and thats the least of her offenses. In general this show makes me sick and really pisses me off!!!

2. The Michigan Wolverines

The whole coaching staff should be fired. Also fuckhenne.com

3. The Detroit Red Wings

How do you get rid of the francise player BRETT LEBDA for old man woolley? Iknow you like to make the team as old as possible but LEBDA is a future MVP. If you want to win you must bring him back. If you dont, i hope you lose and get fired and on your way out of the rink i hope a puck flies at hits you in the face and you bleed so much that you choke on your own blood and die. ihopewoolleygetshurt.com

4. Waitress at the Gameworks Grille

Here it is, if i order something off your menu dont ever tell me i cant have it because you dont like it. If i want the fuckin soup, give me the soup. I dont pay to have you give me your opinion, i pay for you to serve me bitch. The soup was the best ive ever had and i hope someone spills some and you slip on it and break your leg.

5. ESPN

Your a huge company and if you offer free fantasy football then you better make sure you can support it. And when you cant dont make part of it all of a sudden cost money. Fuck you and your mothers.

Last night we played those bitches from everlast. Once again they were cocky as hell and also dirty as hell (i think the whole team should get together and take a shower). We let them get up early with one big inning, but the scrappers we are we fought back. Chipping away at their lead we entered the bottom of the seventh innning down four runs. We started off with a couple of good hits and scored some runs. With two outs we had the winning run on third, i was on second and lucky was on first when Mr October, Josh Garbutt came up to bat. He swung on the first pitch and hit a short pop fly which should have automatically been an out, but the bone head on everlast dropped the ball our winning run crossed the plate to complete the comeback and we were on to the championship.

We played Robot in The Championship game. And despite them adding ringers towards the end of the season we took them seven innings. We lost in the championship game but this was such an awesome team to play with, all of the guys played real hard and next season all you bitches better watch out.

Today our softball team can join the softball gods with a win against everlast and likely the plymouth rocks. We can definately play with both of these teams. I think the key is to just have fun, which is why we did it anyways.